PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we're gonna chat about the true scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more than just watching. It's a whole thing. You got your everyday match, sure, but then there's the behind-the-scenes. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! One time when that winger went barreling into the glass, I swear, it looked like a cart